i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred

“this update requires that you restart your compu-“

god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by

EEEEEEEEEEEP SO ADORABAAAAAAL like a fluffy kitty catty

vampirevvekend:

*touches a ball* did i do the sport

cosmo tip #21

during sex when he least suspects it, scream “EA GAMES” followed by whispering “challenge everything”